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Constant praising of The Lord has spoilt him, warns deity shrink

The constant praising of Our Lord has left him completely unprepared for modern life, warns a top reality theologian, who says the occasional kick up the arse might do him some good.

The controversial claims come ahead of the launch of a reality TV show starting on Channel 5, The God Botherer, which showcases the talents of self styled Dr Deity, Susan Simkins.

“Like everyone else, Gods need boundaries. If they start to move in mysterious ways, it’s often the fault of their followers, who allow them to get away with murder,” said Simkins, an advocate of tough worship.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2013 by ronseal

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