Single fathers call for Ofsted MILF rating

Single fathers attempting to choose where their children should be educated have called for an official Oftsed MILF rating for all schools.

Brian Smith, a single parent of two, says he has wasted time looking at school facilities when ‘a quick glance around one showed a good 25% of MILFs’.

‘It’s a no brainer! Unless any other schools can beat that, it’s where my child is going, and I’m definitely joining the PTA,’ said Brian. ‘It was quite a posh school, so lots of yummie mummies who have time to keep themselves looking fit while their husband flogs himself to death at work. But then he’s probably getting off with Debbie from accounts anyway.’

‘It would save me trawling around lower-end schools where any MILFs are probably poverty stricken single mums, most likely far too young for me,’ continued Brian. ‘I just want a simple Oftsed site where I can put in my age and get a percentage of likely candidate MILFs. Job done, child in a new school.’

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Posted: May 22nd, 2013 by

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