A Glasgow nightclub has come under fire after secretly installing mirrors in the gents bathrooms that allow people to see the impact they’ll have on the planet.
‘We meant to install one way mirrors that looked into the female toilets so that our male customers could have a perv,’ said the owner, ‘but unfortunately we have these ones that tell the men how meaningless and insignificant their lives are.’
‘The mirrors work by forcing men to confront where they are in life. This works on both a spiritual level and a literal level. As soon as men realise they are literally in Shimmy’s they realise how awful their life is and feel spiritually bereft. The effect is devastating.’
The mirrors caused havoc in the past when they were installed in the gents toilets at the Daily Mail.