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Judges just playing hard to get, insists Berlusconi

The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister.

Berlusconi, who is reported to have dropped a traditional legal defence halfway through his trial and replaced it with the tactic of showering the female judges with chocolates, roses and offers of bunga bunga sessions, stated that the outcome of the case ‘really turned him on’.

‘These women judges certainly know how to keep a man interested,’ said Berlusconi. ‘It’s so sexy how they dress up and act all authoritarian and then convict you of sex with an underage prostitute and sentence you to seven years in jail, the little teases,’ he added.

Onlookers are intrigued as to how prison officers and fellow inmates will express their feelings for Mr Berlusconi. 

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2013 by jamsieoconnor

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