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New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen

Evidence is being uncovered of the new ‘opt out’ donor scheme being misused by unscrupulous hospital workers who are hijacking deliveries to start building Welshmen. A member of the Welsh Assembly expressed anger at the development; ‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman’. Though he went on to add, ‘But will anyone swap a left-leg for a pancreas? I’ve nearly finished mine.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013 by apepper

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