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New porn search software makes schoolboy a multi-billionaire

Brian Sharp, a fourteen-year-old from Leicester, has already received more than eight billion pounds’ worth of advanced orders for his new software, which codes your web search terms into innocuous phrases.

For example, ‘preteen snuff rape’ is encoded to ‘pictures of kittens’ while ‘pretty young rent boys, Broadcasting House area’ is encoded to ‘cash buyer seeks cottage in West End of London’.

‘The principle is easy,’ explained the schoolboy. ‘The search terms are encoded so that Google and Scotland Yard see only everyday phrases with no hint of illegality. Meanwhile, a companion application translates the apparently innocuous terms back to what the potential customer is looking for.

‘It’s very simple. I’m surprised that Mr Cameron and the Internet Watch Foundation didn’t think of it earlier. They’d have made a fortune if they had.

The new app will be free to users, while the price of the companion software for vendors is described as ‘negotiable’.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2013 by Guest

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