Archbishop ’embarrassed’ to find Satan is former employee of God

After stating that he would fight to stamp out the devil, the head of the Church of England has been forced to back down after personnel files showed a link between the dark one and the creator of heaven and earth.

‘Payroll records show that a Mr Lucifer Satan was formerly employed as an angel for Heaven Plc,’ admitted a spokesman for the Archbishop of Canterbury today. ‘It seems he fell foul of HR on several occasions before finally being asked to leave.’

Archbishop Welby was unavailable for comment as he was apparently on the phone trying to get a loan to tide him over until the weekend.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2013 by

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