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New Batman Barry Scott swaps grime-fighting for crime-fighting

Cillit Bang brand ambassador Barry Scot has said he is ‘thrilled’ after landing the role of Batman for the next instalment of the hugely successful Warner Brothers franchise. Scott was chosen for the role ahead of Ben Affleck and Hugh Jackman after convincing directors he was the only person really capable of ‘cleaning up the mess in Gotham’, which he claims he can do in ‘minutes’.

However, he will not be leaving his experience in deep cleaning behind entirely, after confirming that the degreasing product will be included in the next movie as a ‘last resort weapon’ for the hero crime fighter. ‘Have you ever accidentally sprayed that stuff in your eyes? I have, It’s lethal’, said Scott. ‘Forget fancy gadgets and guns, just one spray of that stuff in the face and you’re not going anywhere fast. Bang and the Joker is gone!’

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2013 by Jesus H

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