New iPhone 5£ will print plastic fivers

It has been confirmed by Apple and the Royal Mint that the new iPhone 5£ will include the new feature of being able to print the new plastic five pound note.

‘It will be the first time a smartphone has been able to double as a portable ATM,’ said an excited Apple spokesman. ‘It will mean that users will be able to access cash at any time of the day and night, as long as they hide their PIN from themselves.’

Although it will be the first time that a smartphone has been able to print money, Apple themselves have been minting it ever since the iPhone was introduced.

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2013 by

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