When cool dude Zac Jones (20) visited his local HMV store’s easy listening section he didn’t know he was being observed by cool guy Jeb Jobs (19). ‘Zac’s a mate,’ said Jeb, ’and I thought I knew him well, but I had to take a second look when I spotted him looking through the easy listening stuff. Man, I was well gutted.’
Zac’s girlfriend says she has decided to give him another chance but has banned him from visiting HMV unaccompanied and is monitoring his iTunes purchases. Although Zac claims he was just looking for a CD for his grandmother’s eightieth birthday, Jeb is dismissive.
‘I know Zac’s granny and she’s still into post-punk,’ he said.