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Nutter leaves organisation he founded because ‘it’s full of nutters’

The founder of the Extremely Dangerous Lunatics, Timmy Nutter, today left the organisation he has been leading for 4 years because ‘it’s full of nutters exactly like me.’

‘When I started the Lunatics, it was because I’m a complete nutter who hates non-whites, loves violence and will get into a fight at the first opportunity.

‘I’m now very concerned that the organisation I founded has been infiltrated by nutters who hate non-whites, love violence and will get into a fight at the first opportunity.

‘I never saw that one coming. We started as a group of violent thugs and now I discover that it’s full of violent thugs.

‘So I’m off to start an alternative, more democratic and peace-loving organisation called  Go Back to The Hole You Crawled Out of, or We’ll Smash Your F***ing Faces In.’

A spokesthug for the Lunatics said: ‘The remaining members will meet together in a couple of weeks’ time to kick about a few asylum see…  er, ideas.’

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2013 by John Wiltshire

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