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Sunderland appoint Brighton boss to prepare for life in lower divisions

Sunderland FC today announced the appointment of Gus Poyet as ‘Head of Relegation’. Poyet was recently sacked by Brighton & Hove Albion for being useless, and so was judged to be the ideal candidate to manage Sunderland.

‘Gus is well-placed to take Sunderland to the lower divisions of the Football League, and eventually into the Conference and then into the Pizza Hut North-Eastern League’ said the club chairman. ‘He has plenty of experience in managing teams which have played in front of a few old blokes who want to get out of the house, and we are confident that we can flog the club and make a pile of cash before anyone realises what we’ve done.’

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2013 by John Wiltshire

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