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Man who has never even heard of Higgs Boson seems to be doing OK

A Cheltenham butcher who has never heard of Higgs Boson is getting on with his life just fine say his friends.

‘Gordon has never heard of it,’ said Luke Church, a friend, ‘but he just goes on living all the same.’

Friends also say that Gordon has never heard of Einstein’s relativity theory and is completely oblivious of the the theory of evolution and of string theory. ‘And his grasp of Nietzsche is non-existent,’ said an acquaintance. And don’t get me going on his ignorance of chaos theory.’

‘It’s quite amazing what Gordon doesn’t know but yet manages to survive and get by. It’s one of the great mysteries of the universe ,’ said Luke.

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Posted: Oct 12th, 2013 by roybland

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