Daily Archives: November 9, 2013

Racism to distance itself from football

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Sport
November 9, 2013

A spokesman for racism told of mounting shame and anguish amongst the racist community as the uninitiated continually assume all racist people are somehow involved in professional football. [read...]

Lord Vader announces redundancies on Death Star

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News In Brief
November 9, 2013

Head of Human Resources Moff Tarkin confirmed that the redundancies would affect Galactic Stormtroopers, Technical and Support staff and those guys with back to front snow shovels on their heads. [read...]