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Tough draw for English in Terrorism World Cup

The Animal Liberation Front who are representing England in next year’s Terrorism World Cup have been drawn into what is generally considered the toughest qualifiying group.

Group B, the so-called ‘Group of Death’ means that the plucky animal lovers from England will be up against Al-Qaeda, Shining Path of Peru and the Baader-Meinhof gang. ‘Although the Germans are not the force they once were…’ commented John Motson at the draw, ‘Being as they are without Baader. Or indeed Meinhof.’

There is also the prospect of an interesting local derby when Continuity IRA were drawn against the Ulster Volunteer Force, which has historically been a very niggly fixture. The end of draw was disrupted when, instead of pulling a little numbered ball our of the bag, one of the officials drew out a large black fizzing ball with ‘BOMB’ written on the side. ‘How disappointing.’ added John Motson. ‘And you have to say, that’s just the sort of behaviour that gives terrorism a bad name.’


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Posted: Dec 6th, 2013 by NewsBiscuit

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