Met Office issues ASBO

In the light of the latest storm over the holiday period, the Met Office has finally issued its first ASBO of the millennium. A spokesman explained ‘We have issued severe weather warning after severe weather warning. Nothing has worked. Now the weather has been given its own anti-social behaviour order.’

After at least three ‘storm of the Century’ weather systems within as many weeks, old folks who were looking forward to tedious reminiscing are becoming worried. Reg Harris, 56, of Swindon said, ‘In the old days it was simple, we could speak of ‘The Great Storm’. Then, if there were a couple within a decade or so you could add the year. Now we have ‘The Great Storm of a week last Tuesday, the Great Storm on Friday after Christmas, the Great Storm on New Years Day and That One Four Days Later’. It makes being annoying confusing.’


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