An unprecedented wave of tweets on Twitter expressing outrage reached a phenomenal 8.5 on the Beaufort scale yesterday. The tweets, initially reported at 6.4, were still quite shallow and manageable up until a further barage escalated into a violent Twitter storm.
Whether the outrage was caused by a guest on This Morning or a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother is still unclear but civilians are being urged to remain indoors and away from Twitter for the ongoing pandemonium.
Possible reasons suggested have been Helen Flanagen posting a selfie dressed as a ‘saucy suicide bomber’, or Jodie Marsh saying she preferred Grown Ups 2 to 12 Years A Slave, but no full confirmation has been retrieved by the Met Office. Officials are now encouraging Twitter users to grow the fuck up and get a life.