Tebbit ‘to blame for being a twat’, say fat people

Fat people across the UK have united in saying that Lord Norman Tebbit has only got himself to blame for being one of the most obnoxious men in the country. ‘He’s a complete twat,’ said 18-stone Sandra Moore from Kettering. ‘The guy didn’t have to be a Tory and swallow acres of rubbish.

Lord Tebbit recently said people had only themselves to blame for their obesity if they ate ‘rubbish’. ‘Tebbit ought to know that if you stuff yourself silly with high-calorie, rubbish right- wing views, you’re going to look like an oversized twat,’ Sandra said. ‘And he looks like he could do with getting a good meal down him.’

Roy Bland

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2014 by

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