Daily Archives: January 25, 2014

Shearer under investigation for prolonged use of ‘inverse quenelle’ celebration

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Sport, UK News
January 25, 2014

Legendary ex-England footballer, turned-pundit, Alan Shearer, could face retrospective action if found guilty of a career’s use of the so-called ‘inverse-quenelle’ salute as his celebration for scoring. [read...]

Fairground goldfish unemployment at all time high

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News In Brief
January 25, 2014

Figures released today show that there has been a huge increase in unemployment amongst fairground goldfish since 1988.

Finnegan Scales, spokesperson for the Goldfish Workers Union, claims the government ‘isn’t doing enough’ to prevent the tide of inflatable plastic hammers and oversized cuddly toys coming in from abroad. [read...]