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Stephen Hawking: ‘There are no Universal Credits’

Famed physicist Stephen Hawking says that Universal Credits don’t exist – despite claims by a government minister that they will soon be visible here on earth.

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith (IDS), who believes Universal Credits are the Higgs boson of the welfare benefits universe, claims that traces have been detected in poor areas of Northern England.

But Hawking is adamant that ‘Universal Credits exist only in the mind of IDS and have no place in the rational universe as we know it.’

‘I think,’ Mr Hawking added, ‘that if Mr Duncan Smith will take a closer look, he will discover that his Universal Credits are just a lot of black holes.’

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2014 by roybland

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