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Story involving Scarlett Johansson features large picture of Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson was involved in a story about something, something it was reported yesterday, under a large still from the movie ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’.  The story was quite hard to concentrate on, although it possibly featured a number of less photogenic subjects, such as oppressed Palestinians and victims of global poverty, but ooh, look, there she is again from that rom-com ‘He’s Just Not That Into You,’ the one where she goes skinny-dipping.

In a heavily-illustrated two page report on the complex scandal, all newspapers looked at every angle of Scarlett Johansson, concluding that whatever the rights and wrongs of something about selling sodas down the Oxfam shop or some shit, Scarlett Johansson looked really hot in ‘Lost in Translation’ and also ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’, but less so in that new one ‘Her’ because although it said ‘Scarlett Johansson’ on the poster, that was only for a voice-over, so at no point did we get to look at Scarlett Johansson.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2014 by editor

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