Somerset council have recruited ITV4 schedulers to assist with with dredging. ‘We needed someone with expertise for pulling out old rubbish from the depths and they ticked all the boxes’, said a council spokesman.
‘We were concerned that our storage systems would pollute the water, but after ITV4 finished scraping the bottom of those barrels, they were really cleaned down to the wood.’
ITV4 removed all the detritus and dregs from the depths which it seemed more than happy to take away ‘for display purposes’. And then an hour later, the entire operation was pointlessly repeated by ITV4+1.