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Russian cannibal rats ghost ship spotted in Staines High Street

Fears of bubonic plague were played down today by Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, Eric Pickles.
‘As long as I’m in control there is no cause for panic.” he said. “I deal with cannibal rats in the House of Commons on a daily basis.’

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2014 by pinxit

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