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UKIP demands tighter borders until Flight MH370 found

Nigel Farage has demanded that the UK Borders Agency should to tighten border controls as the search for flight MH370 continues. The flight disappeared from radar screens en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijng last Saturday leading to conspiracy theories of kidnap, aliens or an elaborate attempt to enter Britain.

‘A plane that hasn’t been seen for a week means we have 237 foreigners unaccounted for,’ warned the UKIP leaders. ‘While everyone’s focus is on a small area the size of the Southern Hemisphere, we have to be careful they don’t slip in here and start taking our jobs, sluts – er, wives – and beer when we’re not looking.’

James Pluside

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014 by Guest

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