London banking district in grip of ‘smug’

A thick cloud of smug has descended on London today, particularly over the financial district of Canary Wharf, causing an outbreak of embarrassing coughs as another Roller and Porsche is bought out of the small change from last month’s ill-gotten bonuses.

‘The smug is carried over from the oil fields in the Sahara and is deposited all over dealers’ desks.  It’s a filthy green smug that looks like it’s been rolled up in dollars’, said one disgruntled employee who was overlooked for a massive bonus this month.  The Met Office has warned that more smug might arrive later in the week when the latest financial results are announced.


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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014 by

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