Royal Mail to immortalise Vince Cable in special issue ‘hate stamps’

‘In a conciliatory move designed to delight shareholders and taxpayers alike, the Royal Mail is set to issue a limited edition set of stamps depicting a severed Cable.

The set will be sensitively priced, with the first-issue premium stamps being signed by random members of the sorting office staff, who were all allowed the full share allocation of £10,000.

Initially the stamps will be valid for first class postage, but by the time they reach the public, their vastly depreciated value will take a letter no further than your next-door neighbour, and that is if you deliver it yourself.  Recipients are being encouraged not to lick the stamps under any circumstances.

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