London marathon runner, Nigel Mortimer, is celebrating this morning after raising £1m for the victims of crippling existential angst. [read...]
In a dramatic legal twist today the trial of Oscar Pistorius was halted after the whole proceedings were judged to be ‘frankly taking the piss’.
The case was halted after Pistorius rather over-did the ‘Parker off Thunderbirds’ [read...]
The Prince of Denmark has told his murder trial that his future father-in-law, Polonius did not scream or shout as he took his sword and stabbed him through the arras. [read...]
Hailed as ‘another triumph of public-private partnership’, it was announced that NHS ambulance services are to be outsourced to a joint venture initiative between Arriva Bus and NextDay Couriers. [read...]