God does not believe in David Cameron
God has declared that He doesn’t believe in the existence of David Cameron, because He has personally seen no evidence of the party leader or his work, although He respects people comforted by a belief in Cameron. ‘For me, it’s basically a story put around to help them think that things might one day get better,’ added the omnipotent creator of man and head of the Roman Catholic Church.
Professor Richard Dawkins said he was not surprised that the Lord found it hard to imagine there was such a thing as Cameron in a world where ‘compassionate conservatism’ causes so much evil. ‘It’s tempting to buy into the delusion that there’s a middle ground out there, but in the end we just have to face up to the fact that one day we will all be right-wing.’Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2014 by Adrian Bamforth
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