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Unemployed loser mocks David Moyes sacking

A Bristol man who dropped out of school at 14, has never had a job or a girlfriend, lives with his parents and can’t spell has admitted spending the last couple of days poking fun at the former Manchester United manager.

‘I’ve been sharing some hilarious jokes and pictures about poor old Moyesy not being able to get a job in McDonalds and stuff,’ said 46 year old Dave Sinton. ‘He’s such a loser – 19 years as a professional footballer, then 12 years managing in the biggest and best league in the world before getting a multi-million pound pay-off. What an idiot.’

Staring in disbelief at the empty space in the fridge where only yesterday there was a pizza and one of his father’s beers, then closing the door with a heavy sigh, Mr Sinton added; ‘What’s he going to do now eh – spend all his time watching his racehorse run? Pathetic.’

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2014 by ianslat

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