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Man killed in tragic holiday accident ‘a bit of a di*k’

No tributes have been flooding in after a 45-year-old father of two set fire to his own head and died while on holiday in Mexico.  Sales executive Gavin Farley was said to have been well into his third bottle of tequila when he decided to attempt a fire breathing trick he’d once seen on the television.

Alex Richards, thought to be the deceased man’s boss, said: ‘He was OK sometimes, but usually pretty annoying. That’s the best I can do.’ Meanwhile Farley’s brother Keith tweeted: ‘A lifelong co*k and an absolute idiot. He had this coming.’

Farley’s two teenage sons were said to be too overwhelmed by joy to speak, but his wife Jane said: ‘Gavin was always a bit of a di*k. I’d like to be able to say he lit up our lives but he really didn’t. He lit up his own head. What a tool.’

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Posted: May 9th, 2014 by Guest

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