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London woman told to take it even easier

An 88-year-old London woman who has been taking it easy for 88-years has been told by her doctors to take it even easier. The woman, who owns several properties where she often takes it easy, has also taken it easy in many Commonwealth countries.

It’s believed that the woman’s 65-year-old son, who has been taking it even easier for 65-years and is universally regarded as a ‘bone idle useless tw*t’, has, according to observers, been helping his mother out ‘by doing something and nothing as per usual’.

The woman is now said to ‘have her feet up’ for which she received assistance from several servants.

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Posted: May 12th, 2014 by roybland

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