Miliband to attend earth creature re-assembly clinic

Venusian high command have recalled their latest human android for adjustment after it failed the ‘eating normal food’ test.  Following the successful integration of their Mekon Mark2 as Foreign Secretary and the replacement of the Prime Minister by a cardboard cutout with a microphone behind it saying ‘We are listening to what the people say’ this is the first setback in their plan to take over the world.

‘At least they are not a bunch of swivel-eyed Eurosceptic loonies’ one BBC spokesperson said, ‘Ok, underneath they are blue, their eyes swivel a bit, they have three mouths and a rather nasty stinger, but they really do believe in global warming as their home planet is 230 degrees in the shade and a world government so they must be one of us’.


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Posted: May 27th, 2014 by

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