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Man who feels like a stranger in his own country just a friendless bastard

A man who voted for UKIP in Thursday’s election because he said he feels like a stranger in his own country, is in fact just a ‘miserable bastard’ without any friends according to people who know him.

‘Oh, Percy Williams? Everyone hates him,’ said neighbour Heather Smith. ‘We cross the road to avoid the racist shit. I don’t know about being a stranger in his own country, the bigoted bastard is a stranger in his own street.’

‘It’s no wonder he thinks the country is full of foreigners.  We all talk in a made-up a funny foreign-sounding language every time he comes near.’

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Posted: May 29th, 2014 by roybland

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