A man who voted for UKIP in Thursday’s election because he said he feels like a stranger in his own country, is in fact just a ‘miserable bastard’ without any friends according to people who know him.
‘Oh, Percy Williams? Everyone hates him,’ said neighbour Heather Smith. ‘We cross the road to avoid the racist shit. I don’t know about being a stranger in his own country, the bigoted bastard is a stranger in his own street.’
‘It’s no wonder he thinks the country is full of foreigners. We all talk in a made-up a funny foreign-sounding language every time he comes near.’