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IDS stays in bed with curtains closed, neighbours say

Neighbours have claimed that Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is still in bed with the curtains closed when they return from work at the end of the day. ‘It’s since he made a balls of Universal Credits,’ said one. ‘It’s the only proper job he’s had and he knows nobody will employ him in future.’

Although Mr Duncan Smith has been attending Job Centres for years, he has failed to find gainful employment. Many argue that the years he has spent ‘messing about with benefits’ have cost hardworking families millions of pounds and that the DWP benefit fraud squad should be on his case. However, it is predicted that IDS will be unemployed in May of next year and will be banished to Easterhouse.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2014 by roybland

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