Strict bedtime for young offenders to solve sperm shortage

A ruling by Justice Secretary Chris Grayling that from August all young offenders will have to be in their cells with lights out by 22:30 may solve the UK’s sperm shortage says the British Fertility Society, which said that this ‘may have untapped a major supply of sperm for us at a time of drastic shortages’.

However, the Royal Institute for the Blind warned of a future increase in poor sighted burglars, while one Young Offenders Institution has already ordered in extra supplies of Kleenex ahead of the new decision coming into force. Grayling’s blanket ruling has not gone done well at Ashfield YOI. ‘He’s a wanker,’ said one inmate.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2014 by

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