A gang of beautiful women appeared in court today facing charges of theft and trespassing. The women were nabbed last week at a barn in Kent, where Police found them feasting on their ill-gotten grains. Witnesses say the gang, led by a woman wearing a red dress and known as ‘Kay’, gained access to the field by bursting through a set a barn gates and dancing onto the private land.
The court then heard how the women proceeded to steal a barrow load of grapes, apples and barley wheat before hijacking a tractor. ‘All the while the women were laughing a smiling and showing a complete disregard for the law’, said a witness. The judge will pass sentence tomorrow, where the farmer says he hopes they all do porridge.