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Middle East peace breaks out after cutting Twitter meme

Israelis, Sunni and Shia Muslims, Druze and Yazidis danced arm in arm last night after agreeing that John Stevens of Luton had completely ‘nailed it’ in a JPG he tweeted at 00.13 on Sunday that totally summed up the hypocrisy on all sides and proved that everyone was equally right and wrong on everything.

A historic communique has been agreed where everyone confirmed that ‘Everything’s fine starting now’. A Hamas spokesperson said: ‘The whole God idea is a bit far-fetched if you think about it, isn’t it? What are we even doing? I’ll live wherever, I’m not that bothered.’

Stevens commented: ‘II don’t really watch the news but the idea just struck me – why don’t they all just sort it out? This proves that Twitter isn’t just half-educated loners throwing out meaningless platitudes into the ether. It’s more than that.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2014 by BAJDixon

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