Queue freaks flock to theme parks for the wait of their lives

It’s that time of year again when fans of the long wait gather their sausage rolls, screaming kids and sun cream and head for the country’s top queue attractions at theme parks. ‘There’s just something very British about being herded like sheep through narrow channels in the blistering heat at Thorpe Park,’ said father of five, Wayne Leech. ‘The only downside is having to go on the bloody rides.’

Shane Smith agreed that the queues at Thorpe Park are the best place to commune with nature. ‘The wasps this year are the best they’ve ever been. And the sweet scent of BO from the tattooed fat man can only be matched by the Jubilee Line at rush hour. It’s all made even better by the traffic jams getting in and out this place. We’ll definitely be coming back next year.’


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