USA sends $47M to Gaza to build more targets for the Israelis

Last night US Congress agreed on an emergency package of $47 million to send to Gaza in order for them to construct better targets for the Israeli Air Force.

The relentless attacks on Gaza by the IDF have slowed down in the last two days, mostly due to boredom on the part of the Israeli pilots who can find nothing worthwhile left to bomb. “I was tempted to bomb the al-Aqsa Hospital again, ” said one, ” but the roof has gone and the whole second floor has collapsed into the underground car park – what’s the point?”

It is hoped that the emergency funding will allow for the quick construction of hospitals, schools and possibly even a small zoo, all of which will then be blown to bits by bombs paid for in another emergency package of $150 million military assistance to Israel, also agreed by Congress last night.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2014 by

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