Everyone hates you, says new survey by The Office Gossip

A new survey by The Office Gossip, in conjunction with the Sidekick and verified by The Enabler, has found strong evidence that everyone hates you.

The survey findings will make sobering reading for you, when you get in from your day off work.

The survey, commissioned when you had a day off sick, was conducted while you were on holiday. The results confirm what a lot of people in the kitchen, gathered around the water cooler and outside the building having a fag, have been saying for some time.

The final report will be available in your in tray shortly and is expected to include the recommendation that you take another job, somewhere very far away.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2014 by

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