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Secret Service boss sacked for spending too much time looking out of window
A senior manager at MI6 has been sacked for spending the majority of his working day standing looking out of the window in a wistful manner. [read...]
Daily Archives: August 27, 2014
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Nigel Farage’s selection in jeopardy due to an allergy to real ale
UKIP members in South Thanet have been thrown into disarray by the unexpected hypersensitivity to unpasteurised beer of their frontrunner for the 2015 general election. Having quaffed over 20,000 pints on the election trail to appear as an ‘everyman’ [read...]
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IS look to Satchi & Satchi for PR
Mohammed Ahmad, head of Public Relations for Islamic State has admitted that his department isn’t performing as well as he expected. ‘I felt the timing of the name change from ISIS to IS was a mistake, [read...]
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Gulf states order Blackberry users to cover their phones in a tiny burqa
New laws in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates will require that every Blackberry user dress their phone a miniature burqa and face veil. [read...]
