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Silvio Berlusconi off to Iceland after hearing about Bardarbunga action

The frozen-faced former Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, jetted in to Reykjavik late last night in a state of high excitement expecting a bout of sexual gymnastics for the elderly.

The 77 year old former Italian Premier couldn’t hide his disappointment when a local taxi driver explained that the only thing likely to move the earth for him that evening was the eruption of the local volcano Bardarbunga.

Mr Berlusconi was last seen returning to the terminal tapping his discretely hidden hearing aid before enquiring whether Alitalia had any direct flights to Rotherham.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2014 by Guest

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