New iPhone ‘perfect for leaking your nude selfies’

Apple has claimed that the all-new iPhone 6 will take ‘the best and most easily leaked nudie photos yet’, during yesterday’s glitzy launch in California.

Apple CEO, Tim Cook, said: ‘With its 8-megapixel HD video and photo capabilities, your nude photos will be clearer than ever, leaving nothing to the imagination. Also, your secret sex tapes can be viewed online by teenagers all over the planet in super slo-mo’.

He added: ‘The 5s took hours to leak private pictures of you in the bathroom, but the iPhone 6 and its M8 co-processor will have you blushing and threatening legal action quicker than ever before.’

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