UK ‘revenge porn’ threat if Scotland walks

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In a last desperate ploy to save its marriage, the UK has posted a veiled threat on Facebook to publish ‘candid pictures’ of Scotland, unless they pull back from separation. The pictures, said to feature the feisty northern lass in various stages of undress, were taken several years ago when the union was a ‘happy affair’.

The 300-year relationship has deteriorated rapidly in the last few months after Scotland went on Twitter, expressing a desire for more independence and set social media tongues wagging with ‘flirty’ tweets to first-love and ex-partner, France.

Scotland was also reported to have then joined an online dating site, their profile picture Moira Anderson in a boob tube with relationship status described as ‘complicated but available (extremely)’.

The UK was said to be ‘gutted’ and ‘heartbroken’, posting a short video on Vine of a kilt in a wardrobe being sprayed with the word ‘SLAG’ which is then ripped to shreds. Reacting to the UK’s ‘Revenge Porn’ Facebook message, their long-term best friend, the USA, posted a message to them: ‘Leave it chum, she’s not worth it.’

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2014 by

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