Cameron to base next election around iTunes

After the recent Scottish referendum made it clear that everyone in Britain wants their MPs to vote only on matters that concern them and their constituents, David Cameron has announced a strategic alliance with Apple and their iTunes store.

‘Ten years ago,’ he said, ‘the only way to obtain a legitimate copy of a song you had to buy the whole CD. Now, you just download the songs you want and ignore the rest. We’re going to do this with policy too. Why elect a manifesto that has bugger all to do with you?’

In the next election everyone will have a voting iTunes account and can download the policies they think reflect their political beliefs. Added Cameron: ‘We’ll even sweeten the pill by downloading the entire U2 back catalogue as well. Except the new album, obviously.’


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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2014 by

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