Katie Price, owner of the celebrity world’s busiest vagina, has announced plans for an additional vagina to help cope with the demand on her existing front bottom. Vagina2, as it will be known, will be situated to the north of vagina1 and is expected to serve up to half a million passengers a year, almost double that of vagina1.
The 36-year-old mother-of-five is keeping tight-lipped however, on whether vagina2 will solve all the baggage issues that have dogged vagina1 since it first opened in the mid-nineties. Responding to direct criticism from a former resident who said a second vagina would spoil the landscape and asked why she hadn’t considered the brownfield site to the south of vagina1 as a viable option, Ms Price replied ‘Shut up! Not in my back yard.’