Rosetta sets sights on Kim Kardashian in next daring mission

The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian.

The mission, said to be the agency’s most daring yet, comes after the American TV personality attempted to ‘break the Internet’ by releasing photographs of her arse. ‘Unlike Comet 64P C-G, you don’t technically require a telescope to view it’, explained Prof. Richards, team leader at ESA.

He continued: ‘Of course we wouldn’t normally bother sending a probe to a human being, but we’ve Googled her, and she has what appears to be a large and potentially gaseous planet orbiting her waist. Never mind breaking the Internet, it’s breaking wind that we’re most concerned about’.

‘At this stage we only plan to conduct a fly by to take some photographs and analyse the climate. We can assure you that there will be absolutely no drilling involved whatsoever. Unless that’s what she’s into’.

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