LittleGreenMenPeace has joined the Friends of Mars in protesting about bursts of methane gas which have been detected on Mars. These have established both that life exists on the planet and that the dominant species is recklessly running everything
‘This Martian-made pollution will almost certainly lead to climate change on the planet,’ said one campaigner, who plans to chain himself to the next exploration rocket launched towards the planet. ‘The only solution will be for Mars to be immediately covered in solar panels and wind turbines.’
No comment has yet been issued by the Martians, who have consequently been condemned as climate change deniers. ‘What planet are they living on?’ asked a spokesman from LittleGreenMenPeace.