Avon & Somerset Police have confirmed that they are holding a Middle Eastern man on suspicion of being the patriarch of a vast family where incestuous sex is commonplace. The man, known only as ‘N’, was originally charged with keeping a zoo without a licence, holding animals in overcrowded conditions and illegally parking a boat in an area of outstanding natural beauty.
On further investigation, police became suspicious of how similar everybody looked. Dissatisfied with ‘N’s explanation that God had told him to do, they arrested him. A large leather bound set of documents found at the scene has been passed to the Operation JewTree team, who are following up a leads to a similar incestuous clan, believed to be headed by a couple known as ‘A’ and ‘E’ from Welwyn Garden City.