Labour promises more sunshine for Scotland

In a bid to break the SNP stranglehold on the Scottish electorate, Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to share more of the sunshine bathing the South East of England. With Scottish voters shivering in the cold wet conditions that accounts for their dour and belligerent demeanour, Mr Miliband has promised that should they vote for him to become Prime Minister, more of the balmy spring weather that the capital is enjoying will be diverted North of the border.

Scottish voters are being stirred up against the inequities of the climatic conditions between London and Edinburgh claiming that the Tories of the Home Counties had selfishly kept all the good weather for themselves,. This has resulted in a huge poll boost for the SNP, or the ‘Sunshine Now Party’, as they prefer to be known.


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Posted: Apr 15th, 2015 by

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